Three Witnesses

Beyond functional. Stay on top of your game with every feature you could need. G-Shock watch crafted of black resin strap and round case. Shock-resistant black negative display digital dial features twin sensor (altimeter/barometer and thermometer), LED light, flash alert, world time, multifunctional alarm, stopwatch, countdown timer, mute function and 12/24 hour formats. Digital movement. Water resistant to 200 meters. One-year limited warranty.

This Burberry watch features a silvertone and goldtone stainless steel bracelet and round case. Check-etched silvertone dial with logo, date window, two goldtone hands and diamond-accented indices. Swiss made. Swiss movement. Water resistant to 50 meters. Two-year limited warranty.

signed by the author, John Callahan

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