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Victorinox's crisp white-faced chronograph makes a modern statement. Whether casual in cargos or buttoned-up in something double breasted, this Swiss-styled watch adds personality.

2-seater bench great for outdoor use

Powder-coated aluminum frame with faux wood resin slats

Contemporary style; coordinates with matching Brook furniture (sold separately)

Some assembly required; cover/store during inclement weather; imported

Measures 48 inches long by 25 inches wide by 31 inches tall; weighs 15 pounds

Pristine pavé crystals and a graceful glass pearl dangle lend this pair of silvery teardrop earrings forever allure. From Lauren Ralph Lauren.

Artful and elegant heart motifs light up your bracelet in bright murano glass. Logo-engraved sterling silver trim displays the PANDORA signature.