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The classic friendship bracelet has officially gone glam. Shashi adds mutli-colored cord and three rows off gold-plated nuggets for a look with bright now appeal.

Combining ancient culture and modern style, this House of Harlow 1960 bangle features a strip of deep black leather peeking out from behind 14k gold-plated Aztec-inspired designs.

Keep away from water.

Imported

Expand your inner circle with an outer one, too. This double pendant from Kenneth Cole New York is crafted from gold-tone mixed metal and adorned with silver-colored and blue faceted beads for a pop of color. Approximate length: 32 inches + 3-inch extender. Approximate drop: 2-3/4 inches.

Round stainless steel case

White dial

Date

Stainless steel bracelet; Push button deployant clasp

Water-resistant to 99 feet (30 M)